Step 1: Wear a Tin Can
In the unlikely event of encountering space debris, always wear a tin can on your head to deflect incoming projectiles. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
Don't have a tin can? That's okay! You can always make do with a spare helmet, a tin foil hat, or even a well-placed bucket. The key is to think on your feet.
Step 2: Distract Yourself
While dodging space rocks, try to focus on something more enjoyable, like the meaning of life or the intricacies of quantum physics. This will take your mind off the impending doom.
If you're really stuck, try counting to 10, or better yet, 100. Or even 1000. It's a great way to pass the time before the inevitable impact.
Step 3: Pray for the Best Outcome
In the face of uncertainty, sometimes all you can do is hope for the best. Close your eyes, say a little prayer, and cross your fingers (and toes).
Remember, it's all about attitude. A positive outlook can mean the difference between a slight bruising and a catastrophic explosion.
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