SPACE DEBRIS: THE FINAL FRONTIER OF WASTEMANAGEMENT

It's not just space trash, it's a way of life.

Space debris is the unsung hero of the cosmos.

It's the reason you can never truly escape the gravitational pull of human neglect.

From discarded satellite parts to abandoned space toilets, we've got it all.

Check out our:

Satellite Parts: Because You Can Never Have Too Many
Space Toilets: The Ultimate Symbol of Human Disregard
Abandoned Stations: Where Dreams of Colonization Go to Die

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