Abducted by Aliens, but Still Looking Sharp in My Space Vest

Well, this is just great. One minute I'm riding my space horse through the cosmos, and the next I'm trapped in a spaceship made of pure, unadulterated despair.

Or, you know, just leave. I mean, I'm pretty sure I can find my own way home from this... thing.

But, seriously, don't leave. The views are nice, but not that nice. It's all just a bunch of swirling, color-sucking darkness. You'll probably get lost in it. Or eaten.

So, stay a while. Enjoy the... um, "hospitality". Yeah, that's it. Hospitality.