Due to minor malfunctions in the ship's Gravitational Anchor, we are currently experiencing slightly-less-than-ideal gravitational stability.
Our team of expert space-maintenance personnel are working tirelessly to rectify the situation and restore Safe-ish-ness to the cosmos.
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