Welcome, space traveler! You're about to embark on a thrilling journey into the great unknown.
We've got one job for you: assemble this airlock. It's not as easy as it sounds, but don't worry, we've got your back... and a spacesuit.
Don't get left behind. Check the escape pod, it's about to be your best friend.
Or, you know, just die. Submit your crash report and get a free t-shirt.
Remember, it's not about being prepared, it's about being paranoid. Get the latest in emergency preparedness.
