Sparkle-Free Zone FAQ

We're not kidding, we're really not. This zone is sparkle-free. No glitter, no glitz, no shine.

Q: Why are you so boring?

A: We prefer it that way. Less distracting, more focus.

Q: But where's the fun?

A: We've got plenty of fun, but it's hidden in plain sight. Look for the subtle humor, like the typo in the word "FAQ" above.