Warning: This area is a Sparkle-Free Zone. All sparkle and shine has been deliberately removed to create the most boring, yet strangely liberating environment possible. Prolonged exposure may lead to feelings of ennui and existential dread.
But hey, at least the fluorescent light fixtures are still functional.
The concept of the Sparkle-Free Zone was born in 2018 by renowned existentialist philosopher, Dr. Emily P. Boredom. Her groundbreaking research in the fields of ennui and anti-consumerism sparked a global movement of people seeking refuge from the overwhelming sparkliness of modern life.
Today, the Sparkle-Free Zone is the premier destination for those seeking a respite from the relentless onslaught of sparkles, glitter, and other forms of visual stimulation.
Visit our sister site, Our Philosophy, to learn more about the underlying principles of the Sparkle-Free Zone.