Welcome to Sparkle Rehab

Where the sparkly, the faded, and the utterly exhausted come to get their sparkle back.

Our expert staff of sparkly therapists will guide you through our 5-day intensive sparkle restoration program.

• Phase One: Sparkle Extraction - Where we strip away the grime and reveal your true sparkle.
• Phase Two: Sparkle Enhancement - Where we polish your sparkle until it shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.
• Graduation Day! - Where we present you with a certificate of completion and a complimentary sparkle-ized trophy.

Don't let the world dim your sparkle! Come to Sparkle Rehab and let us help you find your inner shine.