We are the experts in sparkle removal, because, quite frankly, we've seen it all. (Sparkles are the real enemy)
- Q: What is the cost of your services?
- A: We charge a small fortune. Worth it.
- Q: How do you remove the sparkle?
- A: Our proprietary sparkle-vacuum technology. Don't ask questions.
- Q: Is it safe?
- A: As safe as a kitten with a ball of yarn. (Ask us about our insurance policy)
- Q: Do you offer sparkle removal services for other materials?
- A: Currently only for glass, metal, and that one weird cousin at the family reunion. (Ask for details)