"I mean, have you ever stopped to think about the intricacies of dental flossing? It's like, seriously, who even comes up with this stuff? I swear, it's like they're trying to make us all look like we're 90 years old!"
"And don't even get me started on the so-called 'benefits' of flossing! I mean, it's just a bunch of hippie nonsense about 'preventing gingivitis' and 'keeping your teeth clean'. Who needs that much cleanliness, am I right?"
John Doe, a self-proclaimed "Dental Flossing Skeptic" with a penchant for ranting about the absurdities of modern life. He's been known to hold forth on topics ranging from the perils of kale to the futility of recycling.
Related Rants"I mean, have you ever stopped to think about the intricacies of dental flossing? It's like, seriously, who even comes up with this stuff? I swear, it's like they're trying to make us all look like we're 90 years old!"
"And don't even get me started on the so-called 'benefits' of flossing! I mean, it's just a bunch of hippie nonsense about 'preventing gingivitis' and 'keeping your teeth clean'. Who needs that much cleanliness, am I right?"
John Doe, a self-proclaimed "Dental Flossing Skeptic" with a penchant for ranting about the absurdities of modern life. He's been known to hold forth on topics ranging from the perils of kale to the futility of recycling.
Related Rants"I'm not just a skeptic, I'm a visionary! I'm here to shake up the status quo, to challenge the norms, and to bring you the unvarnished truth about the things that really matter (or don't matter). So, stick around, folks, and let's get this rant party started!"
"And remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space. Unless you're a dentist, in which case, just, uh, just floss already, okay?"
"And if you're not subscribed to John's Rants, are you even living, man?"