Welcome to Zeno's Speakers, where the art of infinite sarcasm is our bread and butter. We're not just a bunch of snarky individuals, we're a carefully curated collection of witty remarks and clever put-downs.
We're not just here to roast your favorite celebrities, we're here to roast the very fabric of reality itself. Our speakers will make you laugh, cry, and question the meaning of life.
But wait, there's more! Our speakers are not just limited to the human experience. We've got a whole section dedicated to roasting inanimate objects, because, let's be real, they're just as deserving of some good-natured teasing as anyone else.
Roast the Socks - because who needs a good sock roast, am I right?
Roast the Toaster - because it's just a toaster, but our words will make it feel seen
Roast the Toilet Seat - because, let's face it, it's the real star of this show