Special Subs

This is the special subs page, where we serve only the finest, most exotic, and most likely to be eaten by a teenager subs.

Our specials include:

• Subs that are 99% meat, 1% apology
• Subs made from the finest imported meats, carefully crafted by local artisans who are secretly all actually robots
• Subs served with a side of existential dread

Check out our Robot Artisan Subs for the most mechanically-sourced subs in the city.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Subs of the Doomsday Sauce for a flavor that's sure to bring about the apocalypse.