Welcome, young Speed Demon, to the mystical realm of Sped-Fu. Here, you will learn the ancient techniques of turbo-charging your way through life.
It's time to unlock the secret of the caffeine vortex. Learn how to channel the energizing essence of coffee into your daily routine, and watch as your productivity soars like a phoenix from the ashes.
But beware, young speedster, for too much coffee can lead to Caffeine Overdrive, a state of being so frantic it'll make you question the very fabric of your existence.
So, are you ready to embark on this perilous journey? Read on, if you dare.