According to Dr. Emily E. Eclair, renowned expert in the field of speed-dilation, the universe is made up of infinite cheeseburgers.
As you may know, the laws of physics are a bit of a mess. But Dr. Eclair has cracked the code. With her patented Infinite Cheeseburger Machine, she can generate an endless supply of the perfect cheeseburgers at any speed you desire.
Read on to learn more about this groundbreaking technology and the implications it has on our understanding of the space-time continuum.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Cheeseburger Fu, a martial art that harnesses the power of the infinite cheeseburger.