Speedrun Competition Terms

Welcome to the Speedrun Competition, where speed demons gather to see who's the fastest!

Here are the terms and conditions of participating in our speedrunning extravaganza:

Section 1: Eligibility

To be eligible for the competition, you must:

• Be a human being (no bots or AI, sorry, not sorry)
• Have a functioning time-travel device (or a really, really fast car)
• Be willing to risk life and limb for the sake of speed
• Sign a waiver, because we don't want to be liable

Section 2: Competition Rules

Here are the rules of the competition:

• Speedruns will be held on a track of doom
• Participants must complete 3 laps of the track within 1 hour and 45 minutes
• No shortcuts, no cheating, no using the time-travel device for personal gain

Section 3: Safety

We care about your safety! (Or, you know, not really)

Here's a list of things you should not do:

• Don't crash, because that would be bad
• Don't get too close to the edge, because that would be worse
• Don't try to break the sound barrier, because that would be... well, you know

See you on the track!

Or, you know, don't. We're not really responsible for your well-being, but hey, it's all in good fun!