Speedrun Competition Terms
Welcome to the Speedrun Competition, where speed demons gather to see who's the fastest!
Here are the terms and conditions of participating in our speedrunning extravaganza:
Section 1: Eligibility
To be eligible for the competition, you must:
- Be a human being (no bots or AI, sorry, not sorry)
- Have a functioning time-travel device (or a really, really fast car)
- Be willing to risk life and limb for the sake of speed
- Sign a waiver, because we don't want to be liable
Rules for the rules
Register for the competition
Section 2: Competition Rules
Here are the rules of the competition:
- Speedruns will be held on a track of doom
- Participants must complete 3 laps of the track within 1 hour and 45 minutes
- No shortcuts, no cheating, no using the time-travel device for personal gain
How points are awarded
Penalties for cheating
Section 3: Safety
We care about your safety! (Or, you know, not really)
Here's a list of things you should not do:
- Don't crash, because that would be bad
- Don't get too close to the edge, because that would be worse
- Don't try to break the sound barrier, because that would be... well, you know
More safety guidelines
Guidelines for spectators
See you on the track!
Or, you know, don't. We're not really responsible for your well-being, but hey, it's all in good fun!