Are you feeling hopeless and despairing? Do you feel like the weight of the universe is crushing you under its heel?
We're a team of highly trained, marginally qualified therapists who specialize in making you feel even more hopeless and despairing than when you first walked in!
Our services include:
* Making you question the fabric of reality * Helping you navigate the labyrinthine corridors of existential dread * Assisting you in the transfer of your consciousness into a parallel dimension where you will be trapped forever * And, of course, charging you an arm and a leg for it all!
Don't wait any longer! Book your appointment with us today and let us help you find the despair you've always been searching for!
Or, if you'd rather not deal with the crushing ennui of reality, you can always just Quantum Leap into a different dimension.