It seems our resident sphinx has gone on a bit of a strike. The reasons are unclear, but we're pretty sure it's because the coffee machine in the break room was out of creamer.
Our team of highly trained, completely-not-biased experts are on the case and will get it sorted. In the meantime, please enjoy this lovely illustration of a sphinx having a existential crisis:
For more on this developing story, visit our Sphinx is Not Responding Update page or our Sphinx Support Forum to share your own theories on what's behind the Great Sphinx Malfunction of 2023.