LOST MY PASSWORD

Well, this is embarrassing. We've got a password so secure, it's practically impenetrable... until you try to remember it, that is.

Don't worry, we'll pretend to help you recover it. Try our super-sophisticated password recovery system:

Ask your cat for help. They're experts at hiding their own passwords, right?
Call the "Password Guy" at (555) 123-4567 for assistance
Try our password recovery website. We promise it's not just a bunch of random numbers and letters

We're watching you. Don't try any of these methods, and you'll never have to remember your password again. Just kidding, we're not actually going to help you.

Just give up and use the "Password Generator 3000" to create a new one. It's like a box of crayons, but with letters!

Ask the Omniscent One for help. They'll know exactly what to do.

Disclaimer: None of these methods are actually supported or functional. Don't say we didn't warn you.