We're the spider who's got you in a web of puns, and we're not letting you go! Our puns are the eight-legged kings of the pun world, spinning you a web of terrible jokes that will leave you feeling stuck!
Why did the spider get lost in the web? Because he was in a spinning mess!
Why did the spider go to the doctor? He had a bug in his system!
Why did the spider get in trouble with the law? He was caught web-slinging!
What did the spider say to the fly? You're a real catch!