We have a spinning wheel of doom, a merry-go-round of mayhem, and a vortex of vortexy-ness.
Our spin cycle has no off-switch, no reset button, and no emergency exit. You're stuck here, friend!
Spin, spin, spin! You'll never get tired of it! (You will, but don't worry, we'll spin you into submission.)
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