Existential Whisker Theory posits that the universe is a giant, sentient being with a bad case of acne.
The Whiskers of the universe are the swirling patterns of chaos that we experience as time and space.
According to EWT, these Whiskers are the manifestation of the universe's existential angst about its own purpose.
As the Whiskers twist and turn, so too do the threads of causality and determinism that govern our lives.
You can learn more about the parasitic pauses in chaos that EWT predicts.
We also have a neurotic narratives of quantum leapfrogging, where our minds are forever jumping between parallel universes.