Caused by: Consuming Too Much Holy Water

Warning: The consumption of holy water has led to an unfortunate case of Ghostly Digestive Issues. Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable flatulence of ectoplasmic proportions
• Unexplained appearances of ghostly entities on the bathroom wall
• Unreliable digestion of ectoplasmic-based snacks

Side effects may include:

• Temporary possession by a mischievous spirit
• Loss of all worldly possessions to the spirit realm
• Uncontrollable screaming at the sight of a possessed toaster