Expert Coverage of All Things Spiritual
Our team of expert feline possession specialists have been tracking a surge in feline possession cases in the local cat lady community.
A local woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been reported to have been possessed by her 5-year-old cat, Mr. Whiskers. Symptoms include: involuntary catnip usage, excessive grooming, and an unrelenting desire to watch birds.
We have obtained exclusive coverage of the possession, including an interview with the cat lady herself:
What were your first thoughts when you realized you were possessed by a cat?
'I thought I was going crazy, but then I realized I could understand what my cat was meowing at me, and it was like, 'Feed me, human, or I'll claw your face.'
'I was like, 'Okay, Mr. Whiskers, I get it, you want food.'