Splinter: I've found a new supplier for the pizza delivery business. It's called "Splinter's Sizzlin' Slices" and they're offering us a 10% discount.
Shaggy: That sounds like a scam. How do we know they're not just a bunch of hippies trying to sell us artisanal, gluten-free pizza?
Aqualung: I've checked their website. It's all very convincing. I've even ordered a pie and it arrived in 30 minutes, just like promised.
Rocko: That's impressive. I've been having trouble with my usual pie supplier. They keep sending me anchovies.
2 new members: (nervously) Uh... hi everyone. We're, uh, here for the pizza?
Splinter: (smiling) Ah, yes! Welcome aboard! We're a support group for people with a certain... condition.
Splinter: (winking) You know, the one where you get a splinter and it starts talking to you?
Shaggy: (laughing) Oh, yeah. I knew it was just a matter of time.
Meeting 2