SlowFoodInc

Welcome to SlowFoodInc, where we pride ourselves on being the slowest food in the business! Our mission is to make you wait, really wait, for your food.

Our menu features a variety of dishes, each carefully crafted to take an extra 30 minutes to an hour to prepare. Don't worry, it's worth it!

Check out our current specials:

• Slowest Burger Ever - A burger that takes 45 minutes to arrive, but is worth it!
• Overcooked Salad - A salad that's been left out for so long, it's almost fossilized!
• Undercooked Pasta Bake - Because who needs a crispy crust, anyway?

Don't forget to follow us on Why Are We Still Open for updates on our progress!