Welcome to Neon Brew, where the coffee flows like the tears of the sleep-deprived.
Our coffee is made from the finest synthetic beans, roasted to perfection in our underground bunker.
Try our limited-edition flavors:
Or sample our latest creation:
Side effects may include: jitters, anxiety, and an existential crisis.
Drink responsibly.
Or not.
Learn more about our bunker and the mad scientists who brew here.