Welcome to Spontaneous Combustion Inc. - Where Accidents Happen
Are you tired of living a life of purpose and meaning? Do you yearn for the thrill of sudden, unexplained fires? Look no further than Spontaneous Combustion Inc.! Our team of expert consultants will guide you through the art of self-detonation, from spontaneous kitchen fires to unexpected fireworks displays.
We offer a variety of packages to suit your needs, from the Accidental Fire Starter package, perfect for those who just want to add a little excitement to their daily routine, to the Total Annihilation package, ideal for those who just want to start from scratch.
Don't just live life - combust it!