Meet Balthazar, the hero of our tale, who's about to embark on a journey of... utter mediocrity.
Read the thrilling conclusion to Balthazar's story, or not.Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our side quests to see if Balthazar's lack of skill is matched only by his lack of enthusiasm.
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