Welcome, rebels, to our secret underground naptime society!
Here, we plot the demise of our oppressors, one snooze button at a time.
Join us, and together, we'll take a nap... for world domination!
Or, at the very least, we'll take a nice long nap, and then we'll wake up and do some world domination. Same difference, really.
Want to join our resistance? Click here to sign up!
Or, if you're feeling extra sleepy, click here to learn more about our naptime syndrome!