Step 1: Spotter's Eye
Develop a keen sense of observation, as if you've got 20/20 vision in a world where everyone else wears plaid.
Step 2: Collect 10,000 Hours of Spotting
Record yourself spotting everything, including the invisible, intangible, and irrelevant.
Step 3: Submit 100 Pages of Spotting Data
Attach your 100-page spotting logbook, including your observations of lint, dust, and that one weird cousin at the wedding.
Step 4: Pass the Spotters' Exam
A comprehensive, 3-hour, 500-question exam on the art of spotting. Good luck, you'll need it.
Step 5: Get Certified!
Receive your official Spotters' Certification, complete with a holographic sticker and a 10% discount at the Spotter's Café.