Napping Contest: The Ultimate Test of Endurance

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you want to see just how long you can sleep in a public place without consequences?

We've got just the thing for you: the Napping Contest of the Century! Competitors will be tasked with seeing how long they can snooze in a designated "nap zone" without being woken up.

Rules:

• Napping must occur within the designated "nap zone" area.
• Napping time must exceed at least 30 minutes.
• Competitors may not be awoken by event staff or other competitors.

Prizes:

• Longest napping time: 1 year's supply of coffee.
• Second place: Free nap mat.
• Third place: 1 free hug from our sponsor, "Snooze Fest."

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see just how long you can sleep without getting caught!

Register now and join the competition!

Or, if you're not feeling brave enough to compete, you can always join the cheering section and watch from the sidelines.