Sunflower Squad Sleeping Schedule

The Sunflower Squad's sleeping schedule is as follows:

• 5:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and yell at the birds for not singing more harmoniously.
• 5:30 AM - Meditate for 30 minutes while contemplating the meaning of life.
• 6:00 AM - Engage in intense, 3-hour workout session, because one must be strong.
• 9:00 AM - Breakfast: a hearty mix of sunflower seeds, protein shakes, and existential dread.
• 10:00 AM - Spend 2 hours in meetings with other sunflowers, discussing the finer points of flower politics.
• 12:30 PM - Lunch: a salad of fresh greens, carefully selected to represent the diversity of the squad.
• 1:30 PM - Take a 2-hour nap, recharging for the afternoon's activities.
• 3:30 PM - Engage in team-building exercises, such as trust falls and group hugs.
• 6:00 PM - Dinner: a feast of organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan sunflower delicacies.
• 8:00 PM - Evening meditation session, focusing on the interconnectedness of all living things.
• 9:00 PM - Prepare for bed, reflecting on the day's accomplishments and planning for tomorrow's conquests.

Remember, a sunflower must always be on schedule, or risk being plucked from the earth!

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