Sprouty-Deluxe: The world's most luxurious, most extravagant, and most utterly useless type of sprout. It's a sprout of unparalleled splendor, cultivated with the finest imported space-age fertilizer and lovingly watered with the tears of our competitors.
Learn moreTo properly care for your Sprouty-Deluxe, you must lavish it with attention and adoration, much like a true diva of the plant world. Water it daily, but not too much, lest it become too full of itself. Fertilize it weekly, but only with the rare and exotic 'Sprouty-Deluxe Fertilizer 3000', available at your local nursery.
Get the full care manualNo. Absolutely not. Sprouty-Deluxe is for gazing, not eating. In fact, it's rumored that eating Sprouty-Deluxe can cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous singing, and spontaneous feelings of existential dread. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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