Welcome, Agent!
Today, we'll be teaching you the art of infiltrating the office watercooler. It's a delicate operation, but with practice, you'll be sipping on the CEO's coffee like it's your job.
First, gather intel on your coworkers' coffee preferences. Do they take it black, or do they drown it in syrup? This will be crucial in your future undercover work.
Next, learn the layout of the office. Where is the break room? Where is the supply closet? Where does the boss keep the really good donuts?
And remember, Agent, the key to a successful undercover operation is to blend in. Dress like them, act like them, and for the love of all things good, don't eat all the donuts.
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Good luck, Agent. The office is a jungle, but with our training, you'll be the top predator.