Welcome, amateur spies! You've made it to Level 2 of our rigorous training program.
We've all seen it in the movies: a perfectly good disguise that makes you look like you've just stepped out of a 1970s cop show. But let's face it, folks, mustaches are hard to grow. That's why we've developed a special course on Disguising a Mustache.
Using our patented Mustache-o-Matic 3000, you'll learn to grow a mustache that says, "I'm a sophisticated spy, not some bumbling buffoon."
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In today's world of espionage, even the humblest of appliances can be a threat. That's why we've developed a special course on Infiltrating a High-Security Toaster.
Using our expertly crafted Toaster-hacking techniques, you'll learn to access even the most secure of bread-toasting systems.
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Who needs Photoshop when you have MS Paint? With our expert guidance, you'll learn to create a fake ID that says, "I'm a sophisticated spy, not some bumbling buffoon."