Squad Goals 101: The Unattainable Quest for Peak Existence

Chapter 1: The Unattainable Goals

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for more? Look no further than the Peak Existence Guide, where you can learn how to:

• Achieve 6-pack abs without actually trying.
• Conquer the world with a single, well-executed TikTok dance.
• Fit 4 entire seasons of your favorite show in 1 day.

Chapter 2: The Sis Goals

Because, let's be real, it's all about the sis goals. Learn how to:

• Get your BFFs to agree on a single restaurant for brunch.
• Conquer the art of making everyone laugh at your stand-up comedy routine.
• Craft the perfect TikTok selfie with a 5-second editing time.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Peak existence is still, technically, unattainable.