The Art of Squawking

The Squawk Technique: A Method for Communicating Complex Ideas through Loud, Exasperated Bird Calls

Developed by renowned Squawk Expert, Dr. Emily P. Squawkington

This technique involves using a series of increasingly loud and high-pitched bird calls to convey the complexity and nuance of any given topic.

Perfect for those who want to make their point known, but are tired of being ignored.

A picture of a bird in a tutu making a loud, exasperated squawk

*Please note: The Squawk Technique is not intended for use in actual, real-world conversations. Use with caution. Or not.