A Squeak-incident occurs when a sentient being, usually a sentient chair or toaster, decides to express its displeasure with society through a series of increasingly loud, high-pitched squeaks.
There were 427 documented Squeak-incidents this quarter, with an average duration of 4 minutes and 12 seconds per incident.
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