Warning: Squid humor is like a fine wine. prophets of doom, or an octopus's tentacle in a blender. Proceed with caution.
Why did the squid go to the party? Because it was a squid-ential occasion!
Squid prophets have foreseen the apocalypse, but they just can't get a good night's sleep because of all the octo-weather they've got to deal with.
What did the squid say to the octopus? "You're just ink-redible!"