Squid Rules
The Unofficial Guide to Squid Life
Welcome, fellow cephalopod enthusiasts! In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the intricacies of Squid life, from their love of calamari to their penchant for playing the accordion.
But that's not all! We'll also explore the world's most infamous Squid, the infamous "Octo-Squid" who ruled the ocean floor with an iron tentacle.
Cephalopod Credo
There are 10 sacred Squid Laws:
- Squid always wear their tentacles in public.
- Squid are never late to a good party.
- Squid always tip their bartender with a nice piece of calamari.
- Squid never order the anchovies.
- Squid always bring a good joke (even if it's a dad joke).
- Squid never share their secret recipe for calamari.
- Squid always have a good reason for their existence.
- Squid are the true kings of the ocean.
- Squid never say sorry.
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