Welcome to the most exclusive club in Bikini Bottom: Squidward's Scarf Pattern 9002 Testimonials. We're the only ones who truly understand the intricacies of a well-placed scarf.
We've got testimonials from the most discerning clients: Patrick Star, who claims our scarves "aren't as bad as they look." Sandy Cheeks, who says they're "perfect for a sassy octopus like her." And even Mr. Krabs, who claims our scarves are "worth more than all the Krabby Patties in the world."
Don't take their word for it? Check out our Squidward Scarf Pattern 9002 Review page to see what other satisfied customers are saying.