Squidward Scarf Pattern 9002: The Designer's Dilemma

After years of struggling with the existential crisis of wearing the same old scarf every day, Squidward Scarf Pattern 9002 was born. This design combines the most avant-garde, the most daring, and the most utterly confusing patterns in the ocean to create a scarf that says, "I've given up on life, but I'm still trying to look cool."

• Features:
• The Designer's Dilemma
• The Price List
• The Production Process
• Customer Reviews

/* Squidward's Code Snippet */
#squidward-scarf {
  background-image: linear-gradient(to right, #fff 0%, #f00 100%);
  background-size: 100px 100px;
  background-position: 0 0;
  border: 2px solid #f00;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 0px black;
  font-family: "Comic Sans", "Comic Sans MS", sans-serif;
  font-size: 24px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  color: #333;
}
/* End of Squidward's Code Snippet */