Welcome to the Squircle Guild

The most exclusive club for individuals with exceptional talents and questionable life choices.

Join us

Apply to become a member and receive a complimentary membership card with a built-in bottle opener.

Find out who's who in the Squircle Guild. Browse our directory of esteemed members.

Don't miss our infamous annual "Squircle-a-Thon" where members compete for the most creative use of a toaster.

To boldly go where no guild has gone before. To push the boundaries of sanity and good taste.

Disclaimer: The Squircle Guild is not responsible for any emotional trauma, financial losses, or irreversible damage caused by its members.