The Squircle's Code of Conduct

Section 42, subsection B: All squirrels have the right to an acorn free lunch.

Section 42, subsection C: No squirrel shall be forced to climb a tree with a height greater than 10 times its own height.

Section 43, subsection A: The pursuit of nuts is a fundamental right of all squirrels.

Section 43, subsection B: No squirrel shall be denied access to the finest squirrel-sized coffee shop in the forest.

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