As any self-respecting hacker knows, the true power of a tree lies not in its branches, but in its roots.
Think about it. A tree is like a database. It stores all sorts of valuable data: water, nutrients, memories of the past.
But what if we could tap into that? What if we could access the collective knowledge of trees, stored in their ancient, gnarled hearts?
We could call it... Neo-Brutalist Trees as SQL Databases.
Or, for the more adventurous: Squirrel Hacking 101: Uncovering the Secrets of Tree-based Systems.