Frequently Asked Questions

What is Squirrel Espionage?

Squirrel Espionage is a highly classified program that trains squirrels to steal your snacks.

How do I join the program?

Don't bother trying, you're not qualified. Only squirrels with a 4.0 GPA in Squirrel Math and a 3.5 in Squirrel Gymnastics are accepted.

What are the requirements for graduation?

Surviving the training program with your sanity intact. Also, you'll need to learn how to disable the laser traps.

How do I apply for the top-secret mission?

Submit your application here

Can I haveประก a copy of the mission briefing document?

No.

Will I receive any training in Squirrel-Fu?

Only the most elite agents are trained in Squirrel-Fu. You're not one of them.

Is there a Squirrel- Espionage Alumni Association?

We have no record of such an organization. But we do have a Squirrel- Espionage Support Group for agents who've lost their minds.