Classified Squirrel Espionage Operations

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Objective: Infiltrate and gather intel on the opposing nutty faction.

Course Outline:

1. Master the art of silent running
2. Undergo rigorous tree-climbing training
3. Develop advanced nut-gathering techniques
4. Learn to disguise as a harmless squirrel
5. Execute high-stakes nut heists

Recommended Reading:

• Squirrel Speak 101
• Nut Gathering Tactics

Classified Squirrel Espionage Agents: Apply Now!

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Disclaimer: This is a highly classified operation. All applicants will be subject to thorough background checks and will be trained in the art of squirrel-ceptional combat.

Squirrel Speak 102: Advanced Disguise Techniques