Squirrel Logic: A Gravity Primer

Welcome to the Squirrel Logic Subpages, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion

Here, we explore the intricacies of Squirrel-Induced Gravitation, a phenomenon where squirrels, fueled by an insatiable hunger for nuts, warp the fabric of space-time to create localized gravity fields.

By studying the behavior of Squirrels A and B in the Squirrel Box Experiment, we've discovered that:

• For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, unless the squirrel is distracted by a bird, in which case it just forgets what it was doing and goes to the nearest tree.
• Every event has a 99.99% chance of being caused by a squirrel.

Explore our subpages for more information on:

Squirrel Physics, where we delve into the mysteries of Squirrel-Induced Time Dilation.

Squirrel Quantum Mechanics, where we discuss the implications of Squirrel-Schrödinger Equations on reality.