According to the great Squirrelian philosopher, Acornius Squirrelius: "A nut is not just a food source, but a metaphor for the existential crisis that is life itself."
It is said that squirrels are not just intelligent creatures, but the ultimate manifestation of the Squirrelian philosophy of "nutty" determinism, where every decision is a nutty one.
But what lies beyond the forest of Squirrelian thought? Does the answer lie within the acorn, or is it a nutty illusion?
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