Welcome to the secret squirrel ninja training facility. We're not actually training squirrels to be ninjas, but rather, we're training ourselves to be squirrels. It's a long story.
Our mission is to infiltrate the city's bird populations and steal their seeds. It's a delicate art, really.
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